Monday, November 25, 2013

Weekly Devotional #5: The Prayer of Thanksgiving [part3]

The Prayer of Thanksgiving [part3]

Therefore, we ask and entreat Your goodness, O Lover of mankind, to grant us to complete this holy day, and all the days of our life, in all peace with Your fear. All envy, all temptation, all the work of Satan, the counsel of wicked men, and the rising up of enemies, hidden and manifest, take them away from us, and from all Your people, and from this holy place that is Yours.

Prayer from The Agpeya, The Book of Hours

Christ is in our Midst!!

Monday, November 18, 2013

Weekly Devotional #4: The Prayer of Thanksgiving [part2]

The Prayer of Thanksgiving [part2]

O Master, Lord, God the Almighty, the Father of our Lord, God and Savior, Jesus Christ, we thank You for every condition, concerning every condition, and in every condition, for You have covered us, helped us, guarded us, accepted us unto You, spared us, supported us, and brought us to this hour.

Prayer from The Agpeya, The Book of Hours


Christ is in our Midst!!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Weekly Devotional #3: The Prayer of Thanksgiving [part1]



THE PRAYER OF THANKSGIVING [part1]

Let us give thanks to the beneficent and merciful God, the Father of our Lord, God and Savior, Jesus Christ, for He has covered us, helped us, guarded us, accepted us unto Him, spared us, supported us, and brought us to this hour. Let us also ask Him, the Lord our God, the Almighty, to guard us in all peace this holy day and all the days of our life.

Prayer from The Agpeya, The Book of Hours

Christ is in our Midst!!

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Quote of the Day: who are you?



"Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you."

— Thomas Jefferson
 

Monday, November 04, 2013

RE: WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED



 WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People --


Your last name stays put.
AS IT SHOULD

The garage is all yours. 
ALMOST

Wedding plans take care of themselves.
THAT’S WHAT WEDDING PLANNERS ARE FOR.

Chocolate is just another snack... 
I’M CHOCOLATE.

You can never be pregnant. 
TRUE. BUT WE DID GAIN WEIGHT TOGETHER.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 
OR NO SHIRT.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 
SEE THE ANSWER ABOVE.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. 
MOST OF THE TIME… THOUGHT I GET SOME OF THE BEST ADVICE FROM WOMEN WHO WORK AT AUTOZONE.

The world is your urinal. 


You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. B/C THE WORLD IS OUR URINAL.


You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
LEFTY LOOSIE, RIGHTY TIGHTY.

Same work, more pay.
IT USE TO BE THAT WAY.


Wrinkles add character. 
CHARACTER ADDS CHARCTER AS WELL. 


Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. 
WISH I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT MY TUX.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 
UNLESS I’M AT THE WATER PARK.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 
MORE REASON TO KEEP YOUR WOMAN BAREFOOTED AND PREGNANT.

One mood all the time.
WHERE THEY DO THAT?


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
SOMETHINGS ARE BEST LEFT UNSAID.


You know stuff about tanks. 
I KNOW STUFF @ MASTER P. 


A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
ECONOMICS…CHECKING LUGGUAGE USE TO BE FREE.

You can open all your own jars. 
MOST OF THE TIME. SOMETIMES A TOOL IS NEEDED.

If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend. 
WE’RE FRIENDS. NOT SMOTHERS BROTHERS. A LIL SPACE IS OK.


Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.  I’M WILLING TO PAY LIL MORE FOR QUALITY.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 
NOT I.


Everything on your face stays its original color. 
YEAH BUT I HAVE MOLES.


The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. 
EXCEPT FOR A CHILLY BOWL.


You only have to shave your face and neck. 
UNLESS YOU’RE METRO.

You can play with toys all your life. 
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY LENDS TO A DULL LIFE.


One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 
WHEY THEY DO THAT?

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 
WITH LOTION


You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. 
WHAT EVER IT TAKES.


You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
DEPENDING ON YOUR JOB.


You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives O n December 24 in 25 minutes. 
IT THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!!